5 Presents Not to Give Your Family This Holiday Season

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Even the most vindictive among us think of Christmas as a prank-free zone. I mean, our parents had plenty of opportunities to screw us over with Duplos instead of Legos, or Ataris instead of Nintendos. So, we decided we’d do them a vicarious solid by compiling a list of presents only the dullest of tools in the shed would even give a second thought. If you yourself are such a blunted ax, then pay attention: this will save you a years worth of snide remarks and uninvitations. Oh, and try to go easy on the eggnog, because that’s the best gift you can give your family this Christmas. Now, here’s the worst…
5 Presents Not to Give Your Family This Holiday Season
Image Credit: Symbiot / Shutterstock.com
Even the most vindictive among us think of Christmas as a prank-free zone. I mean, our parents had plenty of opportunities to screw us over with Duplos instead of Legos, or Ataris instead of Nintendos. So, we decided we’d do them a vicarious solid by compiling a list of presents only the dullest of tools in the shed would even give a second thought. If you yourself are such a blunted ax, then pay attention: this will save you a years worth of snide remarks and uninvitations. Oh, and try to go easy on the eggnog, because that’s the best gift you can give your family this Christmas. Now, here’s the worst…
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We’ve all gotten some bad gifts over the years. I remember how we laughed about my brother getting coal one year. Well, all of us except my brother. He cried and threatened to burn the house down, shouting something along the lines of, “That would really make your yuletide bright!” Fortunately, we got him some therapy sessions for the following Christmas. Unless you want to be in the headlines on the 26th, though, it may be in your best interest to avoid of these awful gift ideas. Merry Christmas, you sadistic freaks!

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